Identity crisis...FAIL

I admit that when they were tiny they did look somewhat similar but somewhat is all I would say about that. As we have learned in previous posts these are "Turtle Twins" not identical. (That directly according to Jillian) But Jillian doesn't understand the idea that she does not resemble her sister adequately enough to pretend to be her or try to fool us into believing it. When I learned they were fraternal twins I knew I would never deal with the whole them switching places scenario and have to say I was pleased. It would be one less thing for my scatterbrained, blonde, self to live in fear of. However, yesterday every time I called Jillian, for whatever reason, she would not come or respond. After screaming at the top of my lungs, repeatedly kindly and sweetly searching for her, I would get a response like this, "I'm not Jillian. I'm Becca!" said like a devil angel.

Uh - I think someone forgot to tell her, in twin heaven, or whatever, that she can't do the whole "identity swap bit" as a fraternal twin? It won't fly. At the very least, she has been misinformed. This DOES NOT work. This fact however did not seem to deter her in the very least. The identity crisis is still in play this morning....SIGH

Do they look that much alike to you? NO!This isn't going to work out for you sweetie! Find a new gag!